#1
Gabe Newell
MY FELLOW BASEMENT DWELLERS, IT'S BEEN A LONG YEAR WITH VERY LITTLE DEVELOPMENT ON MINUS WORLD. AS YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY BUSY DEVELOPING DOZENS OF NEW VALVE GAMES FOR YOU ALL TO ENJOY, SO I'M SURE YOU'LL FORGIVE ME FOR LETTING MW FALL TO THE WAYSIDE TEMPORARILY.

BUT TODAY, TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, WE HAVE ADDED THREE NEW SPELLS TO THE MIX! YOU CAN FIND THESE IN THE SPELLBOOK ALONGSIDE ALL THE OTHER SPELLS. OBVIOUSLY. WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY BE??

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE ARE THE NEW SPELLS YOU CAN USE RIGHT NOW:

JIMMY WAILS
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INSPIRED BY WIKIPEDIA'S INCESSANT BEGGING FOR DONATIONS SO THEY CAN SEND THEIR EMPLOYEES ON VACATIONS TO TAKE PICTURES, THIS SPELL ALLOWS YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF JIMMY WALES' PUPPY-DOG EYES TO ATTRACT MORE GOOD SH*T CLICKS ON A POST.

HEADS WILL ROLL
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REACTIONS CAN GET PRETTY BORING SITTING ALL IN A ROW DOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST. SO WHY NOT MAKE THEM FLY AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH AN EXTREMELY POORLY PERFORMANT JQUERY ANIMATION? WE THOUGHT THE SAME THING, AND SO HERE IT IS.

HIDAMARI STRETCH
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I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS COOL NEW THING THE KIDS CALL "ANIMAY", SO I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THIS ONE IS ABOUT. BUT IT'S HERE, SO GET USED TO IT! BIG THANKS TO @DIANTHA FOR THIS ONE.


WELL THERE YOU GO! HOPEFULLY THESE NEW SPELLS CAN BREATHE A BIT OF LIFE INTO OUR LITTLE FORUM BEFORE IT COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF LIKE A DYING STAR!
please donate to spritey's paypal he need money to eat instant ramen while coding for mw pls understand
#2
Pea
tfw a fictional gabe newell does more work than the real one
#3
Draku
heads will roll is fucking amazing and my favorite addition to the site since we launched
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British merchant Peter Durand made an impact on food preservation with his 1810 invention of the tin can. The first tin cans were very thick and had to be hammered open. John Hall and Bryan Dorkin opened the first commercial canning factory in England in 1813. As cans became thinner, it became possible to invent simplier can openers. In 1858, Ezra J. Warner of Waterbury, Connecticut patented the first can opener. The U.S. military used it during the Civil War. The inventor of the familiar household can opener was William Lyman. William Lyman patented a very easy to use can opener in 1870. The kind with the wheel that rolls and cuts around the rim of a can. The Star Can Company of San Francisco improved William Lyman's can opener in 1925 by adding a serrated edge to the wheel. An electric version of the same type of can opener was first sold in December of 1931. In 1866, J. Osterhoudt patented the tin can with a key opener. Aerosol Spray Cans The concept of an aerosol originated as early as 1790, when self-pressurized carbonated beverages were introduced in France. In 1837, a man called Perpigna invented a soda siphon incorporating a valve. In 1899, inventors Helbling and Pertsch patented aerosols pressurized using methyl and ethyl chloride as propellants. On November 23, 1927, Norwegian engineer Erik Rotheim (also spelled Eric Rotheim) patented the first aerosol can and valve that could hold and dispense products and propellant systems. This was the forerunner of the modern aerosol can and valve. (In 1998, the Norwegian post office issued a stamp celebrating the Norwegian invention of the spraycan.)
#4
T-man
holy FUCK
On January 1, 1933, Martians invaded the Earth. They pillaged entire cities and killed all the remaining humans. Without them, we never would have discovered the power of cheese. They also intorduced the concept of the bottle of milk, which saved 10,000 innocent pigeons from starvation. During World War II, the U.S. government funded research into a portable way for service men to spray malaria-carrying bugs. Department of Agriculture researchers, Lyle Goodhue and William Sullivan, developed a small aerosol can pressurized by a liquefied gas (a fluorocarbon) in 1943. It was their design that made products like hair spray possible, along with the work of another inventor. In 1953, Robert Abplanal invented a crimp-on valve "for dispensing gases under pressure." This put the manufacture of aerosol spray can products into high gear. Abplanal had created the first clog-free valve for spray cans. Abplanal also invented the "Aquasol" or pump spray, which uses water-soluble hydrocarbons as the propellant source. He realized that the fluorocarbons in the older aerosol cans damaged the ozone layer. Spray Paint in a Can Spray paint was invented by Edward Seymour in 1949 (the first color was aluminum). Edward Seymour's wife Bonnie suggested the use of an aerosol can filled with paint. Edward Seymour founded Seymour of Sycamore, Inc. of Chicago, USA, to manufacture his spray paints. Pop-Top Can In 1959, Ermal Fraze invented the pop-top can (or easy-open can) in Kettering, Ohio. Beer in a Can On January 24, 1935, the first canned beer, "Krueger Cream Ale," was sold by the Kruger Brewing Company of Richmond, VA.
#5
Syaxamaphone
FINALLY WE CAN ALL BE WIDE
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#6
Aidan
hidamari stretch makes every post look like it's the rantings of a mad god
#7
El Negro
[Minus World is] like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made.
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#8
Draku
(Dec 2, 2017 at 10:00 PM)El Negro Wrote: [Minus World is] like a sausage: you might like the taste of it, but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made.
minus world is like a sausage because it reminds me of dick
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#9
T-man
the heads will roll icon is pure magic @Spritanium
#10
Pea
its not working on my 12 grin post
#11
El Negro
(Dec 3, 2017 at 12:15 AM)Pea Wrote: its not working on my 12 grin post

I think it's broken on dupes and mobile
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#12
Pea
are you calling me a dupe
#13
El Negro
(Dec 3, 2017 at 12:45 AM)Pea Wrote: are you calling me a dupe

dupea
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#14
Yoshin
WIDE spinning about is great

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