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Honoka Kosakatua.
Jessica
Lasagna Cat (14) - Jessica, Serph, Noise, Bud, Marisa, Partitio, North Star, Roland, Ace Ventura, Tsavorae, Lynne, Akira, Kroos, Cascabela
North Star (4) - Mizzlebip, Zalsarona, Lasagna Star, Hifumi
Honoka Kosakatua
Lynne (8) - Akira, Partitio, Tsavorae, Marisa, North Star, Jessica, Cascabela, Lasagna Cat
Akira Kogami (7) - Lynne, McJango, Serph, Roland, Ace Ventura, Kroos, Zalsarona
Agent Evangeline
...I'm sorry. Truly, I am. I'll live on for you and finish ensuring this all means something.
Honoka Kosakatua
Well, you're certainly proven at killing masterminds, at least.
Atua
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa! What an impressive spectacle! The drama of your attempts to find the truth. The split opinion! I knew it, I knew this game would be wonderful to host in person.
And now... for the part I am always most excited for. The sacrifice of your colleagues. Let their deaths, like the ones that happened tonight, fuel the growing ascendance of the one true God of Killing Games!
Cracking his knuckles, Atua steps forward onto the desert sands. Lynne looks at him with nothing but a stubborn fire in her eyes, but Lasagna Cat runs to the cage and opens it. His Ultimate Lasagna Mark 2, his weapon to defeat anyone. It begins to run forward, as Lynne draws a loaded pistol and fires a shot at Atua. The bullet bounces off of him harmlessly, but it's bought the time for the Lasagna to clamp down on Atua's shoulder. Though it bites deep into him, he barely looks bothered by it, ripping it off his shoulder and leaving bite marks in his divine flesh.
Before he can keep up the impact, Lasagna Cat swings in with the pan of rotten lasagna, smacking it right into Atua's face. He looks more infuriated than anything, ripping the pan free and hurling it at Lynne. It nails her in the knee, and she yelps as she stumbles, while Atua grabs the Ultimate Lasagna and hurls it at Lasagna Cat. However, it recognizes its creator, and lets Lasagna Cat catch it and hurl it back. This time, it goes for center mass, clamping down on Atua's torso and ripping through his skin again. Leaping up this time, Atua aims for a bodyslam, but the Lasagna lets itself free, even as Lynne runs over to the Noise to retrieve her other guns for a potential triple-wield.
However, he wasn't aiming for it as his target. Atua crashes down on Lasagna Cat, leaving him dazed from the powerful impact. The god stands back up and grabs Lasagna Cat, before leaping again. This time, he ascends even higher, and begins to aim for... the lasagna. The Ultimate Lasagna braces itself. Even if it was squashed, it could soften the impact.
Garfield whistles, though. He whistles again, and the Lasagna realizes the sacrifice he's making for his beloved creation. It quickly retreats, scampering away and far from the impact zone as Atua finishes his piledriver, slamming Lasagna Cat headfirst in the ground with enough force to break his skull on impact. Wresting her other gun free from the Noise, Lynne looks at the shattered and defeated Lasagna Cat. She makes a decision, and rather than unloading and reloading the gravel-filled gun, she takes aim at Akira, who looks shocked... before realizing exactly which gun Lynne has. Akira's shock fades into a look of understanding, as Atua looks over at Lynne, and glowers.
Atua
Don't you DARE!
Lowering his head and charging towards Lynne, Atua aims to impale her through the heart with his horn and claim another victory. But he's too slow, and as Noise draws the other gun in her vicinity to look at it, Lynne pulls the trigger. The gravel in her gun fails to fire, and her Forbidden Action triggers, the poison running through her body and tinting her left eye and left side. Lynne gives a final smile of satisfaction to Atua, happy to have denied him his kill, and collapses, dead.
@Lasagna Cat has been executed! His role was already revealed!
@Lynne has been executed!
You are the Ultimate Gunsmith, fastest and jumpiest gun in the west. A career spent making guns has meant a career stopping people from taking those guns, and now your instincts are so sharp, you can't help but react with a bang. If anyone makes an aggressive move at you, you will automatically draw and fire to scare them off. Note that this reaction can't turn into a kill, but it WILL stop any direct kill attempts on you... won't do anything about traps, though! You also know well the importance of a good supply. You start with two revolvers, and have a crate of unlimited ammo under your bed. Always be prepared.
Forbidden Action: You've made your life by outdrawing others, and it's how you keep your life. If anyone ever draws a gun near you, and you find yourself unable to fire back, that's the end of your run!
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Due to Lasagna Cat's correct execution, the motive for a ghost revival has been activated. Please pick one of the following six ghosts to permanently revive with a new role:
1. Jessica
2. Serph
3. Theodore Noise
4. Marisa Kirisame
5. Tsavorae
6. Cascabela
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With the growing chaos and mystery in Silver Junction, the voices of the restless dead speak. You may choose from two of seven wraith pleas, to bring them back for Night 8. Should one of the top two be the revival, the third-most voted wraith will join.
1." Hey. It's me Mr Blobby. Sorry about all that stuff I did. Can I come back now?"
2. "Now you know what I'm aiming for! This is my time!"
3. "For Atua's sake, just let me kill North Star already"
4. "I'll return everything I took don't worry don't worry"
5. "hello. my name is elden ring"
6. "Missss me yet, mis amores?"
7. "Hee-ho!"
Night 8 will go up in
23 hours, at 10 PM EDT on Monday, April 21st.