My brother is a sick man and deserved to be treated better. Please ban me immediately.

Bud use ban hammer

your """"""brother""""""

Not everyone can handle the minus world sauce and it's almost certainly not a positive contributing factor to anyone's mental health

Please give me a user group that looks identical to a banned member but has regular member permissions and make it snappy, my brother is unwell.

Bud use ban hammer

didn't you leave?

Remember me, Eddie? When I banned your brother I talked just...like...this!

Mason, if you're here (and I know you are), you have an unhealthy obsession with this place. I tried to empathize with you but then you called me the n word. Even so, I will still take the time out my day to give you helpful advice.

You really want to come back?


You really want another chance at becoming a MW community member?





Alright. I'll give you the secret sauce BUT only go down this path if you're serious. This is your last warning. DO NOT proceed if you're going to be half-hearted about this.


You ready?

Alright.












1. Become a Furry
It is not longer 2007 and becoming a furry is a great way to connect with new social circles, make new friends and try new hobbies (roleplaying, singing, you can even get into arts and crafts if you want). Here's my fursona for reference


He's very cool and I've gotten a lot of furbitches wet just from showing him off at conventions and online discord (his name is Fubuki NekoLord btw). You can make yours here but don't copy mine or i'll be the one calling you slurs next
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1194424







2. Go on a gender identity journey
1. Are you a straight white male?
If yes, then go to step 2.
2. Do you have a discord account?
If yes, go to step 3.
3. Go back and repeat questions 1 and 2 until you aren't sure anymore.

Gender identity has become more of an important discussion for people over the years and has lead a lot of people into discovering things about themselves that they wouldn't have initially had they just accepted the roles that society forced on them at birth that they never asked for. I always like to provide people with this link as I find it to be the most factual and straight to the point in regard to these issues
https://mhanational.org/resources/explor...ur-gender/

My personal favorite blurbs are

>Exploring your gender doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re trans or nonbinary.

Which is true, many people think you have to fit into one or the other and that isn't really the case. Idek who decided that if im being honest, just explore what's comfortable for you. Put on some Lana Del Rey, Blondie or some city pop japanese music. Wear skirt if you want to. Try all these things out and realize what gender/sex is. Additionally, some more things that may help you on your journey
This one is also good

>If you can, show up to trans and broader LGBTQ+ events as an ally

I like the emphasis on meeting people in real life within your community, if you can avoid discord and reddit when going on your journey.


watch bakemonogatari


watch one piece



Now finally, none of these things will necessarily get you unbanned here or even get people to forgive you, but maybe other people will. I really just wanted to tell someone to watch one piece. Ok good luck bro

zelma did you hear about the fire at sakuracon. thats not related im just glad you weren't in the cheesecake factory